Peggy品旅遊

所謂齒笑就是不能露齒,笑時閉嘴,讓牙齒在裏面振動就好

因為若不如此,主管會以為peggy上班太分心

但實在好笑,尤其當敝人在下我有切身經驗

我超討厭3C

若是遇到狀況就要很卑微地靜候女兒解決

只看她東按一個西按一個,搞定了

倘若再謙卑一點,問說這出了什麼問題,女兒就冷冷回答說:是 人.的..問.題,是 能.力.問.題

這算不算現代版的忤逆不孝呀…

Yesterday, I had a problem, so I called Georgie   , the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come over.

Georgie clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.

As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong?'

He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.'

I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, 'An, ID ten T error? What's that? In case I need to fix it again.'

Georgie grinned.... 'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?'

'No,' I replied.

He said, 'Write it down and I think you'll figure it out.'

So I wrote down:

ID10T

I used to like Georgie, the little shithead.